It just so happened that on Tuesday I had a major BLOW!!!!!! That was some really rough lookin' poo, I feel like I've been flushed out! Man it's a good feeling, a really good feeling to get rid of all that old yucky poo!!Thank You Colon Blow!!!" SS
"Its official! Poopin’s cool. If your life is weighted down by crap, then visit Colonblow to discover a product that’s guaranteed to blow your mind as well as your butt hole. The average guy has up to eight undigested meals in the colon, and taking three doses of Colonblow will expel months, or even years, of the sludge that gets impacted in the gut. You’d be suprised at what disgusting remnants your bowel will eject after a dose of this stuff. Explosive site!"-Maxim Magazine
"If you look south and see a mushroom cloud over Janesville, that's me letting go of a Big Mac from 1962! What in the world? Unbelievable." TNT
"Wow what an experience.Just wanted to say Wow!!!!! I don't think I have ever [crapped] that many times in one day, and quite a bit everytime. I would have to say that the mucas [stuff] is quite gross. Kind of scary that I have been carrying it around with me for so long. Look forward to doing it again." PS
"My first time was kinda gross. The second time was a lot. I was surprised, I couldn't believe it." EG
"We tried it, we don't think this is the product for us." ST
"It was better than Disney World!" This was a particularly enthusiastic customer. Check out their Happy Customer video. Use Windows Media Player for best results. Approx. 2 meg
"Hello Poopmasters,
I have just completed my first Colonblow weeeknd and I was thrilled! I thought it would be very different as I use a heavy amount of fresh fruits (such as green apples) to get the intestinal walls a little workout...but your product was amazing...!I was very happy (and scared) to see the things which manifested themselves...yikes.Now my question...how often should I do a inner 'housecleaning'..I eat pretty good and clean 5 days per week but still the idea of what came out bugs me... should I use this every 2 weeks or so..." J
"To the makers of ColonBlow,I like the idea of your marketing of a T-Shirt with your product. However, It may be a good idea to sell them with a pair of underwear with your logo on the front and a HAZ-MAT symbol on the rear, near the rectum. It may also work with a target, or maybe even a shredded hole. And, now that Colon Bowel has been approved for a presidential cabinet position, you should contract him to act as your spokesperson. I hope these marketing suggestions help you move more of your product. Your product helped me move quite a bit of mine.If you find these suggestions to be useful, I could sure use another one of those T-S@*&s. (oops...freudian slip... I meant T-Shirts) Thanks! Its been a GAS, but now I really have to GO!" RF
"OH MY GOSH!! This is so funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"Is this FDA approved? Are you guys doctors or something? If not, what the hell possessed you to come up with this of all things?" DA
"I really don't think I feel comfortable discussing these results with you." NR
"Thanks for the quick response, I will order again soon!!!" JH
"My name is [RC], I'm 23 years old and a senior at the University of Massachusetts at Dartmouth. I first learned of your product in an issue of Maxin Magazine. Being the mature college man that I am I just had to try it. So I went online and ordered your product. I checked my mailbox everyday for your package. The thing you have to understand is I probably check my mailbox once every two months, but here I was checking everyday. Five long and miserable days I waited until "it" finally arrived. I haven't been this excited since I lost my virginity at 17. Colonblow, Colonblow, Colonblow I chanted up and down the dorm halls till I got to my suite. I couldn't wait to get started so I waited until 5pm like you suggested and have "it" for dinner. I had made a commitment that I was going to be "aggressive" and not eat for 24 hours. I did however have a couple of Miller Lite's (I'm 23, you kind of have to expect that). I went about 23 hours and nothing was happening, my 6 roommates were starting to be skeptical and so was I. "Was I getting ripped off?" I thought to myself. Then 20 minutes later, like the comet that destroyed the dinosaurs a wave hit me like never before. "It was time!!!". I called to my roommates to get the camera ready and take positions. I grabbed hold of my knees and released the unthinkable. I looked like something out of a Stephen King novel. "This can't be real". Oh I realized how real it was as I was in the bathroom 3 more times that hour. There must have been about 6-8 feet worth of unholy fecel pie. When you said it might look like rope you weren't kidding. It was a mixture of slime, feces, and bubbles (yes that's
right bubbles, my poop had slime bubbles about the size of dimes, and I have the pictures to prove it). Now I wear my Colonblow T-shirt with pride. I had it on in class today and at the bar last night. Everybody wants to know what it is, and I give them the low down. So, if your interested send me some t-shirts and i will make sure the word gets out about my new favorite product.Your Poop Pal,
[RC] "
"At first I thought you guys were just "full of (@#$%) poop" now I am sure of it! Just a little humor. Ha Ha Ha! LMAO! Come on and let's cut the "crap" and let's get right down to the nitty gritty. . Heehee. When can I expect to really release my load.... oops I mean.......LOG...on myself? Thank you all. You don't know how much you've helped in relieving some excess weight and baggage off and out of me! I will be ordering some more from you guys real soon.You make shopping fun. A good sense of humor never hurts. Thanks. I willset aside Wednesday and Thursday for sure....Thanks again.I got a new name for us...the . . . "the Poop Troop" LMAO....yes!"RW
"Congrats to whoever was responsible in putting together your web site. Giving such an important subject such a twisted sense of humor was genius. I actually read everything twice. Now I'm just trying to fit an experimental run with this stuff into my calendar. If it hit me in the middle of a sales presentation or something I'm pretty sure I'd be "[s o l]"... get it?! hahaha Keep up the good work, seriously." JH
"Thanks a lot! You guys have been have been a lot of fun to deal with. I
can hardly wait!" AB
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