- Frequently Asked Questions
Frequently Asked Questions
FAQs—Frequently Asked Questions
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- Is this site for real?
- When I use Colonblow, will I have to pull around a Radio Flyer with a port-a-potty in it?
Everyone's experience will differ. However, having a bathroom available is a good idea. A Radio Flyer with a port-a-potty shouldn't be necessary.
- Can I go to work during my Colonblow?
Most of our customers report that they were pleasantly surprised that 'It wasn't as bad as I thought." Often times, people are able to Colonblow without much disruption to their normal schedules. However, it would be good not to plan a mini Triathlon over lunch that day. Physically demanding work may make for less than ideal Colonblow circumstances.
- Is Colonblow FDA approved?
Like all nutritional supplements, Colonblow must follow FDA guidelines. These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease.
- How often should I Colonblow?
For your first introduction to Colonblow, use a Colonblow 3-Pack to Colonblow three times 10 days apart. Thereafter, consider the value of Colonblow every 30-60 days, depending on your diet. This program can help in promoting the right conditions for long term colon health.
- Alcohol is liquid, can I have alcohol during my Colonblow?
Beer and alcohol are in fact liquid. Probably not the ideal liquid to help an individual achieve their own best results when they Colonblow. Also consider that beer and alcohol can be very high in calories and may work against you in more ways than one, especially on an empty stomach.
- Is there a chance I might soil myself during my Colonblow?
We haven't heard of this happening to anyone. However, let us know if it does, humor can emerge when least expected.
- Can I get Colonblow locally?
Currently, Colonblow is an internet-centric company. However, we are moving toward the retail market to satisfy our customer requests. Is there a place you would like to see Colonblow? Let us know.
- What if my results are not what I am expecting?
Please let us know immediately if you did not get the results that you are expecting. We look forward to working with our customers to help them achieve their own best results as well as develop a long term customer relationship. Like all meaningful programs intended to achieve results, it may be reasonable to think that some will have dramatic results their first Colonblow while others may begin to realize results after subsequent uses. There are no miracle products and Colonblow is no different, so set your expectations accordingly. The HUGE success of the Colonblow 3-Pack has been the consistency it affords when targeting long term waste. Definitely work through your Colonblow 3-Pack. Some may experience progressive results as their body is helped to respond to Colonblow as a change agent. Most will follow one of two result paths when following the 10 Day Format. Ascender or Descender. Ascenders tend to see their results build as they work through the 3-Pack, while Descenders may realize more dramatic results the first time, then see their results decrease as they work through a 3-Pack. Releases may mirror your current release habits, whether delayed or more active. After your first Colonblow 3-Pack, future Colonblows may be spaced every 30-60 days as your schedule permits.
- What is the difference between Colonblow and other products?
Colonblow is an all natural product and process designed to help an individual target and eliminate long term waste. The Colonblow product is comprised of capsules and powder that work together for the aforementioned purpose. While there are many many strongly branded products that will help you go to the bathroom, that is not our only objective. It is relatively safe to say that even folks whose movements are as consistent as sun in San Diego, they probably carry around what can be termed long term waste. This is matter pressed in areas of the colon and dense mucus that lines the colon to protect it but builds up over time. This is what Colonblow can help promote the release of. Not simply QUANTITY releases, but QUALITY releases. Not simply waste, but perhaps very long term waste.
- Will my package say Colonblow on it?
No. Neither our name nor our URL will appear on the outside of your package. Colonblow is shipped discreetly all over the world.
- What is the Product Guarantee?
Your satisfaction is guaranteed. Colonblow Inc. is proud to offer extremely high quality products at very competitive prices. If for any reason, you are not happy and or satisfied with the quality of a product you receive from us, return it to us within 61 days to receive a full product refund. Contact us toll free regarding any quality issues you may have, 866.835.6875 We do not refund shipping and handling charges.
"The guys at Colonblow Store are fantastic. From their salutation of have a crappy day to their excellent customer service, I was highly satisfied with their service and products.
They are true crusaders for colon health with a large dose of humor thrown in...just the ticket for this professed pee, poop and puss queen... I'm a wound, ostomy and continence nurse and try to see humor in what most people find disgusting. But, hey! we all poop and it ISN'T cool when we don't.
Poopin is Cool!—JT from Idaho"